Warthog Cupcake Recipe~

Cupcake Recipe for Humans~
1/2 cup butter or margarine
1/2 cup sugar
2 eggs
1/2 cup self -rising flour
1/2 cup baking powder

1.Beat butter and sugar together until light and creamy.
2. Add one egg and beat well.
3. Add the other egg with a spoonfull of flour, and beat.
4. Sift the remaining flour and baking powder together.
5. Mix lightly into the creamed mixture.
6. Put big spoonfuls into ten cupcake pans.
7. Bake in the oven for about 25 minutes at 350 degrees.
8. Turn out onto a cookie sheet to cool.
9. Decorate with some frosting.
10. Serve to your very favorite people.



Cupcake Recipe for Warthogs~

4 scoops of sugar, use any scoop you can find- sand shovels work great
5 scoops of butter- if you don't have butter, use chocolate syrup
2 eggs- some warthogs like to remove the shells first
7 scoops of flour- see who can get the most flour on their nose
Add anything else you can find in the pantry: pickles, peanut butter, mustard.  Brussel Sprouts taste especially nice.


1. Wash hooves.
2. Tell your friends they can help.
3. Put sugar in the bowl, add butter. Go play tag with your friends.
4. Remove any stray teddy bears you find in the bowl.
5. Throw eggs into a bowl- throw as many as you want, but the warthog that gets two in the bowl first is the winner.
6. Add the flower- buttercups, dandelions-wait a minute-we mean"flour', of course!
7. Put the mixture into cupcake pans.  Warthog Little League pitchers are very good at this.
8. Lick bowl. Lick the measuring spoons. Lick the countertop.
Lick the recipe book.  Lick your friends.
9.Cook cakes until you can't wait any more.
10. Eat cakes quickly before they are stolen by your teddy bear.



Just for fun~ Ruby Jeanette


Taken from the book Warthogs in the Kitchen by edwards and cole