Now Why Didn't I think of That?~

The Pit~

A man fell into a pit, and couldn't get himself out.

A SUBJECTIVE person came along, and said:
I feel for you down there.

An OBJECTIVE person came along, and said:
"It's logical that someone would fall down there."

A   Pharisee said:
"Only bad people fall in the pit."

A MATHEMATICIAN
calculated how the man fell into the pit.

A NEWS REPORTER
wanted the exclusive story on his pit.

A FUNDAMENTALIST said
"You deserve your pit."

An I.R.S. agent
asked if the man was paying taxes on the pit.

A SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY pit."

A CHARISMATIC said:
"Just confess that you're not in the pit."

An OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."

A PESSIMIST said:
"Things will GET worse."

JESUS seeing the man , took him by the hand and LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit.


Which person will you be? ~ Ruby Jeanette