Perks~

Perks of Being Over the Hill~

There is nothing left to learn "the hard way".

Things you buy now won't have the chance to wear out.

You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.

You can quit trying to suck in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.

Kidnappers are not interested in you.

You can eat dinner at 4 in the afternoon.

No one expects you to run  -  anywhere.

You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.

Here's to those on the other side of the hill~  Ruby Jeanette